What is "Shame-On-You" Haiku?

VidLit, in collaboration with Satirical Documentarian and Resident VidLit Curmudgeon, Paul Slansky, presents some of the most egregious blunders of our Modern Times with a novel twist; we are offering them to you in a style after the traditional Japanese poetry that has been come to be known as "haiku".

Meditations on Humilation, if you will...

Written in the strict creative confines of three lines and seventeen "moraes" -we use syllables in our English language - framed in a structure of five-seven-five according to haiku format, the stupidities of the world around you will flow gently into you mind, and the great gaffes and goof-ups of others will resonate deep in your Chi.

This poetic parade of putzes will be presented regularly, as there is no end to source material.